The Trash Pile

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pyroclastic727
lebrookestore

guys wtf kids are getting inot relationships in like the fifth grade? bitch i was pretending to be nightmare moon from my little pony when I was ten

lebrookestore

ok reblog this and tell me in the tags what you used to do when you were like 8-10 years old

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hmm well at 8-10 i think i was finally starting to move out of playing with my sister we had a shit ton of those little schleish animal toys and fairy figures there was an entire dramatic plot every toy was on one of two sides in this epic war that spanned across almost the whole time we played the kitchen was a booby trapped cave and the sink was a pit that would fill with water but we finally gathered them all up for one gigantic final battle when my sister started growing out of it then i shifted to warriors roleplaying with my friend from school i was lionstar leader of lionclan and she was leopardstar leader of leopardclan all our stuffed cats were our clans and there were a handful of other assorted animals too we also had one big ongoing storyline we could turn into a lion and leopard which was a secret from our clans for a long time her hallway with blue carpet and a staircase was the river with a waterfall there was this one cat fern-something who was a total bitch until she fell down the waterfall and lost her memory yet we'd still threaten to throw any annoying and stupid cats down the river ah good times
phantomrose96
dead-dyke

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.

all-hail-trash-prince

I thought op was just being facetious and using murder as a ~crazy wacky~ thing in place of stuff that someone could actually be accused of supporting by writing about it but. Uh.

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op what happened to you

Source: dead-dyke
penciltopbear
thefloatingstone

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

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thefloatingstone

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If they win a Sumo tournament they get a giant macaron.

theslowesthnery

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Source: thefloatingstone
phantomrose96
caffeinatedrogue

having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred

caffeinatedrogue

after carefully reading the notes I can safely say that most of us are just continuing the childhood tradition of treating our dolls in ways that could easily be considered violations of the Geneva Conventions

all-hail-trash-prince

How am I supposed to have an interesting story without emotionally scarring my characters??

Source: caffeinatedrogue
medfulpillow
abbf26

the news is bad sometimes

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12-amu

Okay but what’s the phone

sailor-arashi

As advertised:

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abbf26

thats what cain used to kill abel

sapphic-pink-kryptonite

Okay but for real think of the possibilities.

  • People in remote areas (both recreationally and living) - hiking or dangerous areas if they’re lost, hurt, or scouting ahead
  • Homeless people
  • Disabled people (to alert for help or contact vital services
  • Areas of extreme poverty (see all above)
  • Lost people (either urban or rural) able to call for help
  • Somebody close to death able to record all final thoughts (either injured, terminal, trapped, or unable to have constant medical care)
  • Children always able to call for help
  • Abused people - hiding a phone without worrying about it needing to be recharged
spruce-wayne

it isn’t bad at all, we’re just so used to phone companies trying to make paper thin phones with no battery life cause it’s good for business

all-hail-trash-prince

The phone itself is awesome, it’s just that seeing an official news site say the words “thick boi” feels like seeing your grandma suddenly try to Fortnite dance